What am I rolling?

So, as I eagerly await the fated BWE2, I figured I'd calm my nerves by posting a short blurb on what I'll be playing this weekend.  I'll be creating a Norn thief for this BWE, for multiple reasons. These are they:

• My main will be Christalah Jeradal once the game starts, and I don't want to steal his name.
• My main will also be a human warrior, just like my old character, and I don't want to spoil the experience of launch day by knowing everything about the human personal story and whatnot.
• Irony.  I mean come on. Norn are like 9001 feet tall.  They're massive. CROUCHED they will be taller than your asura, silvari, probably even humans. Sneaky Norn?  Yes please.

I've decided to mess around mostly in WvWvW in this game, along with a bit of exploration in the Shiverpeaks.   I'll be rolling into Sorrow's Furnace with my bro, who is rolling a Norn Guardian.  Between the two of us we plan on 2vWvWing if no one else on Sorrow's Furnace decides to get in on the action, but I'm thinking that won't be happening.  If you are one of those Sorrow's Furnace PVPers, give us a shoutout when you're on.  Not sure what our toon names will be.  (I'm gonna try hard for "Irony" but I don't think it'll be free, with my luck.)  I'll keep you updated.